Banjos and soirees go together like grape jelly and beef jerky scrambled eggs. Often we hear these wonderful recipes and we think "that could be interesting" but at times the concept is much greater than the finished project. Take it from a father who once had a child inspire his greatness using a chocolate chip pancake, maple flavored syrup, ketchup and whipped creme to the massive failure that was indeed the gnarliest looking concoction that ever came forth at three times the speed of sound. Come to think of it those eggs might grow on you...